Lezbianism fer dayz

When you’re sad I will:

-Google bad jokes and tell them to you in stupid voices

-Make you hot chocolate or whatever you want

-Listen

-Waltz with you

-Buy you ice cream

-Hold your hand

-Color with you

-Recite scenes from your favorite movies

-Draw you a terrible picture to hang on your wall or leave it for you to find

-Sit in silence while I let you be sad

-Watch funny youtube videos with you

-Let you fall asleep with your head in my lap

-Hug you

-Read aloud dramatically from cheezy kids books

-Snuggle under blankets and watch movies with you

-Kiss you

-Bake you things

-Play everything I know on the piano and guitar for you

-Build a fort of blankets and pillows for us to play in

-Talk about anything until you feel better

-Rub your back

-Love you

-Wrap you up in a blanket, let you know you’re loved, and leave you to be alone for a bit.